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Found this in the Counter-Strike forum I'm on alot:

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his
father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The
father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three
kinds of breasts.

In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit. After 60,they are like
onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter
said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear,
a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch , flex ible
but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas
tree".

"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just
for decoration."

laugh it up!
5 straight periods of testing tomorrow....

Gameplay: 7 hours 36 min
I havent beaten it yet but its really good.. ive never had this much trouble in a GB based castlevania before... i like challanges

There is only one reason I'll be going to school the rest of the week.. well two but it's for the same subject
1 Individual spanish project (Which I should work on right now)
2 Co-operative spanish project starting thursday.
Tonight I bought two games both from amazing game series
1 FINAL FANTASY FUCKING XII
2 Children of Mana (from the Mana series)
and there aren't enough hours in the day right now.... especially because I was interrupted every 5 min. for freaking ToT's*mumbles*

ok... well couple things tonight.
A My house is fucking 80 degrees and its 11:20ish *annoyance*
B ok now this is gonna sound very wierd
but im sick of being sexually harrassed IN A FUCKING GAME!
now i play an MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) FFXI (Final Fantsy 11)
Now this game has 5 races.. and of course the race with the best natural dexterity(gives accuracy and critical hit rate up) Can Only Be Female avatars not only female but fucking cat people.
But that naturally doesnt mean anything to me I didnt even think that id be harrassed.
So i was playing today , and i get a tell which is basically a in game IM.
Player>> Hey sexy
Me>> your fucking kidding right A i have a penis, B IM a FUCKING CAT YOU BEASTIALLITY FREAK
Player>> i dont see your point
.. i black list him whihc means he cant talk to me anymroe
this has been happening alot. and im really REALLY getting annoyed at it
i thought it was annoying when the people in my linkshell (thing in game that lets other people who have the shell talk to each other) would joke around about it.. but seriously hitting on people IN FUCKING GAME
i swear if i could find them id hunt them down.

woo permit... great in a year ill finally be able to get slurpees anytime i want... *waves goodbye to his money*

WARNING
This passage contains the details of my most current re-occurring nightmare.
*note* I think the dream catcher you gave me ran out of power Michelle.
I've had this dream for the past week so I know the entire (basic outline) dialog.
I will explain anything I think you might not know

This starts out in a field in the middle of nowhere, at night, and I'm staring at the stars
unhindered by any type of light other than the moon. I fall asleep,I wake up at home it's
now 12:37
Mother> Morning.
Me> *grunt*
Mother> So how do I look?
Me> huh? *looks up* HOLY SHIT!
(Mother is missing an eye, leg, and part of her brain is showing)
Me> Mom! what happened!
Mother> Come with me you'll be happier.
(runs out to the shed to go get an axe.(yes I actually have axes in my shed))
I kill my mother,and look up.
Me> This can not be happening. (The scene changes to the open field again) *sees a horde
of monsters, demons, zombies, dragons*
I try to fight as many as possible but I am inevitably "drowned" in the horde of beasts.
I wake up on a medieval rack (A tourture device used to stretch the victim to the point of
limbs being ripped off)
An drow (type of elf ,usually considered evil) with a shiv (Ceremonial dagger) proceeds to
cut into my skin
Me> *screams*
The elf> Stop screaming otherwise I Will torture you.
Me> *in between screams* This Isn't Torture?!
The elf> No, this is just the preparation.
Me> *watches him take out his organs, then passes out from the pain*
I awoke, now in a bedroom dressed in fine clothing, Another drow come into the room
Drow maid> Good you're awake.
Me> Where am I?!
Drow maid> Your in the town of (I can't remember the name sorry.)
I looked down to see the bottom part of my body missing. I'm bleeding and I can see my
intestines.
Drow maid> *She sees me looking down at my body* Oh don't worry about that, that is for tonight's ceremony.
Me> What fucking ceremony!
Drow maid> It's a great honor you know. *leaves room*
Me> Great now I'm stuck here alone, and legless.
hours pass while I lie in excruciating pain. ( I know this because I could Actually feel most
of it.) A human actually appears.
Me> Please help me!
???> *pulls out a spear* I can't let this ceremony take place, *spears my open body*
Me> *Screams*

And I really wake up at that point but I need to say that the torturing
A) I felt most of it
and B) In real life it was about 4 hours of time.
I cannot begin to explain how horrible everything looked and all the pain I felt.

I wake up from this... and stare at the ceiling hopeing that I can move my legs,and I just
don't wanna move. (but school makes this worse because I can't try and deal with it for a
couple of hours)

I know I'm Fucked up don't tell me that I should go see a shrink 'cause he/she'd shove anti-depressiants down my throat, which for some reason make me see things

what is the first thing i do when i find my memory card.
i go play The legend of zelda realize i dunno where i am and change to OOT
realzie i dont know where i am (and how i finished the biggoron sword) and changed to majora's mask.
then realized i dont know where i am in the water place

I can understand giving work to a class when the teacher is absent, but my teacher went for the overkill, 8 pages of spanish homework/classwork. (Understand I have trouble reading spanish but I can understand it when spoken...) And I think she wanted it for homework anyway so I just did a lab instead.
If were every brutally attacked by goblins.. my house is ready. In the basement is as followed: 3 knifes, and 1 hatchet. I'd plan on using that until I can get to my shed which has: 1thresher(scythe),1 large axe, 4 very blunt very heavy iron rods usable as polearms, 3 sledgehammers, and a machete. I Want Goblins To Attack (unfortunately never gonna happen) And I found this stuff while painting the damn shed, which took longer then my house, which took about 2 hours to do.


*They'll attack anything in front of them, As long as you tell them where in front is*
-Goblin Flunkies flavor text

157 flights of stairs this weekend ~100 of them carrying heavy shit.
I'm gonna go sit in ice for the next 4 hours

Edit:the skin under my toenails is purpleish. and they hurt

First of all I'd like to say that this CD rocks (Revelations - Audioslave)
Second off, school is longer then I remember it possibly because I don't have a lunch period. School for the most part is good, but I have the tendency to dislike the "funny" teachers and teachers who are actually funny; and teachers that want you to work in groups. I have about 4 of them....

It's going to be a Long Long year

Oh and my spanish class is in a chorus room w/o anything to write on